Eva Longoria is to my Alma Mater (Class of 1957) what hamburger is to filet mignonette.
Your Prairie Fire has burned out. The school that once hosted a great debate over slavery between Lincoln and Douglas now hosts a Desperate Housewife. Billed as a philanthropist, I wonder how much she is paying to purchase this gig.
Her bachelor of science degree from Texas A&M at Kingsville no doubt is worth more than a Knox degree.
Your press release says Knox is excited about this. How can a cadaver of a college be excited about anything?
The Knox Student